Proofreading
is a dying art, wouldn't you say?
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial
Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was
impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day..
I just couldn't help but sending this along. Too funny.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No crap, really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit
far!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If
Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than
duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is.....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
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Things I learned living
in IN:
1. A possum is a flat
animal that sleeps in
the middle of the road.
2. Hittin deer with
your truck is a sport.
3. You go muddin before
church.
4. John deere green
is around every corner.
5. 'Onced' and 'Twiced'
are words.
6. You know that "Knee
high by the fourth of
july" is talking about
corn.
7. 'Jaw-P' means did
ya'll go to the bathroom?
8. The closest house
to you is a mile down
the road.
9. 'Fixinto' is one
word.
10. There is nos such
thing as lunch, there
is only dinner and supper.
11. Beer is appropriate
for all meals and you
start drinking it in
your sippy cup.
12. You switch from
heat to AC in one day.
13. You know what a
"dawg" is.
14. You carry jumper
cables in your car for
your own car.
15. Going to the mall
is known as goin to Wal-Mart.
16. The first day
of deer season is a national
holiday.
17. You understand
these jokes and send
them to your IN friends
and those who wish they
were!
forward from ~ Linda ~
